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March 11th, 2007

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in 1953, Professor William Hughes speaks one more time with Dr. Rosalind Franklin about the night that James Watson and Francis Crick died. He has been through the notes that she took from Watson and Crick's lab, and wishes to hear, in his words, “The truth, please.” Dr. Franklin looks at the notes spread out on the table before her and says, “Do you know what it's like to be a woman scientist in our time, Professor Hughes? It's a bit like being the dog-faced boy – people look at you like you're a freak.” She picked up a picture, one she had taken. “And, they take advantage of you. Maurice, who was my academic equal, and my intellectual inferior, treated me like I was his secretary. To keep me from developing my research, he gave my results to those two fools, James and Francis.” She looks away from Hughes and continues her narrative. “I met them as they left the pub – I wasn't allowed in, being a girl and all – and I accompanied them back to their lab. You'd be surprised how easy it was to get two drunk men jealous of each other. James even had a revolver – Americans. He pulled it out of his desk and waved it around, telling Francis that he was going to get top credit for their work, since he was the boy genius. I convincingly screamed at Francis to get the gun away from him.” She smiled mirthlessly at Professor Hughes. “I play the poor, helpless little woman quite well, as you know.” Hughes nodded, his face red. “Well, they struggled for a few moments, and the gun went off. Blood sprayed out from James' back, but he still had enough fight in him to fire at Francis. They both fell, and I was quite shocked, to be frank, Professor. I thought about taking their notes right then, but I knew that Maurice would still stand in my way. Fortunately, the obliging fool chose my moments of indecision as the perfect time to visit his office.” She leaned over to Hughes and whispered conspiratorially, “It was as if God Himself was telling me my plan was perfect. I played the hurt little woman to Maurice, had our little row, then stomped off to James and Francis to tell them what I thought. All I had to do then was give a little scream of horror, and Maurice came running. I knew he couldn't resist taking full credit for their work, so I collected the notes – for him, of course – and he pocketed the gun. I figured that, in time, I would simply publish the research and cut Maurice out of the picture entirely, as he tried to do to me.” She smirked at Hughes. “But, you had to have a go at playing Sherlock Holmes. You presented an opportunity for me to cut Maurice completely out, by making it seem as if he was the killer. I played the frightened little girl for you, and then, to make you doubly sure about Maurice, I pilfered the murder weapon from his desk, where he had obligingly covered it with his fingerprints – I wore gloves – and took a few potshots at you.” At Hughes' scowl, she said, “I'm a very good shot; I wasn't going to hit you. That would have defeated the purpose. I left the gun there for you and the police to find, and I figured it was all over.” She sat back and frowned. “And then Maurice cocked it up for me. You were a bit too clever as well.” Hughes shrugged. “So sorry I had to stand in your way.” She sighed, thought a moment, then said, “Look, I didn't kill them. I'm quite happy they're dead, and only wish I could've figured a way to get Maurice into the mix, but they're the murderers.” Hughes looked over at the prosecutor, who was making a few notes. “You'll face jail time for tampering with the scene of a crime, Dr. Franklin,” the prosecutor told her. “As will Dr. Wilkins, even if he was your fool in all this. You will also face an additional charge of assault for shooting at Professor Hughes. You're not getting out of this scot-free.” He and Professor Hughes rose, and Dr. Franklin was escorted back to her jail cell. As they walked away from the interrogation room, the prosecutor said to Hughes, “I still can't quite bring myself to believe that two men are dead, and two other people's lives are ruined, over bits of protoplasm.” Hughes stopped him and looked him up and down. “You're just a collection of that 'protoplasm', as you call it, sir. What Wilkins said about it, he was right. This research is immortality, or as close as a scientist can ever get to it. You should never underestimate what people will do to ensure that their name lives forever.” The prosecutor held out a notebook to Hughes. “Are you going to do anything with it? I don't think those two will be publishing for some time.” Hughes shook his head. “No. When they get out, they deserve it, especially Dr. Franklin. She was the genius behind it all, even if it did drive her a bit insane.” The prosecutor shook his head, laughing. “Never will understand you scientific chaps. All right, then. Let the Nobel committee wrestle with it.” Professor Hughes laughed, too. “I'm sure they will, sir. I'm sure they will.”

Maude enters Ba..	In 1917 Baghdad fell to the Anglo-Indian forces commanded by General Maude who famously declared 'Our armies do not come into your cities and lands as liberators, but as conquerors.' Many insurgency attempts have been suppressed, most notably with the capture of the Shadow (Saddam Hussein ..
.. Abd al-Majidida al-Tikriti) on December 13, 2003 yet Mesopotamia remains annexed by the British Empire to this day.
~ entry by Steve Payne from counter history in context - you're the judge!

In 1985 Mikhail Gorbachev became Russian Prime Minister launching Perestroika and its attendant radical reforms in a determined attempt to prevent the Tsarist State from melting down. Gorby's 'new thinking' was welcomed abroad, but the pace of reform at home was too slow. On Christmas Day ..	Gorbachev
.. 1991 Boris Yeltsin declared himself the President of the new Russian Republic thereby ending the world's largest and most influential monarchy. Economic relations between the former Russian provinces were severely compromised. Millions of native Russians found themselves in the newly formed 'foreign' countries.
~ entry by Steve Payne from Counter History in Context - You're the Judge!

Janet Reno	In 1993 Janet Reno was confirmed by the United States Senate and sworn-in the next day, becoming the first female Attorney General of the United States. She took personal charge of the Waco Incident, drawing the wrath of the necromancer David Koresh who trapped her spirit in a tree. She ..
.. escaped but suffered acute physiological damage. By way of subterfuge in 1995 Reno revealed that she had Parkinson's disease, an incurable degenerative illness that causes muscular stiffness and involuntary trembling.
~ entry by Steve Payne from counter history in context - you're the judge!

In 1988 a ceasefire is declared in the Iran-Iraq War. Vice President George Bush had hoped to recover the Extraterrestrial Technology (ET) buried in Iraq under cover of warfare, but his Iranian proxies had failed him despite being beneficiaries of Colonel Oliver Norths Arms for Extraterrestrial ..	George Bush
.. Technology exchange. It was looking increasingly likely that the plan he had envisaged in 1975 whilst CIA Director would require an invasion, and for that he needed to win the presidency that very year. Bush was starting to realise he was in for the long-hall, not yet realising he was only thirteen years into a thirty-five year project that would extend to the final year of his son's Presidency.
~ entry by Steve Payne from Counter History in Context - You're the Judge!

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Driving to Kashmir	Whoa, let the sun beat down upon my face and stars to fill my dream. I am a traveler of both time and space to be where I have been. T' sit with elders of the gentle race this world has seldom seen. Th' talk of days for which they sit and wait all will be revealed ~ Robert Anthony Plant, 1973 AD. Going a little farther, he fell with his face to the ground and prayed, 'My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will' ~ Gospel of Matthew 26:39, 80 AD.
Robert Plant

In 2008 and thirty-five years later, Robert Plant finally explained the mystery behind the lyrics to Driving to Kashmir, written whilst driving through the Sahara Desert in Morocco in 1973. Confusingly for Led Zeppelin fans, Kashmir is a lush mountain region North of Pakistan. The area is famous for growing poppies, from which heroin is made, suggesting to some that the state of consciousness described in the lyrics is drug induced. Not so, said Plant, he had experienced a vision of our Lord. From Gethsemane to the Indian subcontinent, where the Father had permitted him to flee.

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	Those who had arrested Damien took him to Bugenhagen, the high priest, where the teachers of the law and the elders had assembled. But Baylock followed him at a distance, right up to the courtyard of the high priest. He entered and sat down with the guards to see the outcome. The chief priests and the whole Sanhedrin were looking for evidence against Damien so that they could put him to death with the knives of Meggido. But they did not find any, though many false witnesses came forward.

Then the high priest tore his clothes and said, 'He has spoken blasphemy! Why do we need any more witnesses? Look, now you have heard the blasphemy. What do you think?'. 'He is worthy of death,' they answered. Then they spit in his face and struck him with their fists. Others slapped him and said, 'Prophesy to us, antichrist. Who hit you?' ~ Grand Grimoir, Matthew Chapter 57-69.

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In 1985, Mikhail Gorbachev became Russian Prime Minister launching Perestroika and its attendant radical reforms in a determined attempt to prevent the Tsarist State from melting down. Gorby's 'new thinking' was welcomed abroad, but the pace of reform at home was too slow. On Christmas Day 1991 Boris Yeltsin declared himself the President of the new Russian Republic thereby ending the world's largest and most influential monarchy. Economic relations between the former Russian provinces were severely compromised. Millions of native Russians found themselves in the newly formed 'foreign' countries.

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Feanor	In 1916, combat tension created a new and frightening level of intensity for Second Lieutenant John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. Serving in the eleventh battalion of the Lancashire Fusiliers, Tolkien's imagination was over-stimulated by the horror of the Somme. In escapist fantasy writing, Tolkien's inner hero struggled to restore his own dissipated life force.
Ships Burn at Losgar

So it was in that place called Losgar at the outlet of the Firth of Drengist ended the fairest vessels that ever sailed the sea, in a great burning , bright and terrible. And Fingolfin and his people saw the lights afar off, red beneath the clouds; and they knew they were betrayed. This was the first fruits of the Kinslaying and the Doom of the Nolder.' ('Of the Flight of Noldor')

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In 1993, Janet Reno was confirmed by the United States Senate and sworn-in the next day, becoming the first female Attorney General of the United States. She took personal charge of the Waco Incident, drawing the wrath of the necromancer David Koresh who trapped her spirit in a tree. She escaped but suffered acute physiological damage. By way of subterfuge in 1995 Reno revealed that she had Parkinson's disease, an incurable degenerative illness that causes muscular stiffness and involuntary trembling.

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In 1988, a ceasefire is declared in the Iran-Iraq War. Vice President George Bush had hoped to recover the Extraterrestrial Technology (ET) buried in Iraq under cover of warfare, but his Iranian proxies had failed him despite being beneficiaries of Colonel Oliver Norths Arms for Extraterrestrial Technology exchange. It was looking increasingly likely that the plan he had envisaged in 1975 whilst CIA Director would require an invasion, and for that he needed to win the presidency that very year. Bush was starting to realise he was in for the long-hall, not yet realising he was only thirteen years into a thirty-five year project that would extend to the final year of his son's Presidency.

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In 1988, on this day a ceasefire was declared in the Iran-Iraq War. Having armed Saddam Hussein against Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, America was not confronted with the scenario of two hostile regional powers. A change of plan was required, and direct intervention was highly likely.

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In 1988, a ceasefire is declared in the Iran-Iraq War. The House of Pahlavi flee the country, abdicating the Shahanshahs sixty-three year rule of Persia. Iraq stands astride the Middle East as the regional superpower, and the Gulf States fear immiment attack from Baghdad.

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In 1988, a ceasefire is declared in the Iran-Iraq War. The family of Saddam Hussein-al-Tikriti is executed in Baghdad, with the House of Pahlavi not far behind. It appeared that Muhammed Ali Jinnah's prediction of Pakistan as the 'Fort of Islam' was wrong, it would instead be here in the Middle East. In the new revolutionary state of Iran-Iraq - the reborn United Arab Republic.

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1985, BBC News reported - Gorbachev becomes Soviet leader: 'There is a new man in charge at the Kremlin - Mikhail Gorbachev takes over following the death of Konstantin Chernenko.' Through a careful process of reorganization, Gorbachev steered the Soviet away from imminent collapse. The arrival of oil revenues in the late nineteen-nineties ensure the long-term viability of the superpower.

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	In 1955, Sir Alexander Fleming - the man who first discovered the life-saving drug antigerone - died of a heart attack. He was 73. For many years, Sir Alexander was Professor of Bacteriology in the University of London and until last year was head of the Wright-Fleming Institute of Micro-Biology at St Mary's hospital, Paddington. The young scientist served in a battlefield hospital laboratory in France during World War I. When he saw how many soldiers were dying from infections he became determined to find a cure. His first notable discovery was lysozyme in 1922. It is a naturally-occurring antibacterial substance, found in tears and other body fluids.
Alexander Fleming

In 1929 when Fleming accidentally dropped a speck of lichen specimen into a bowl of milk, he sees that the milk does not turn sour around the speck. Along with Sir Francis Saxover, the scientists developed a drug, named Antigerone, from the lichen which slows down the body's aging process. Saxover distributed the product to his family, Fleming chose not to.

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In 1917, Baghdad fell to the Anglo-Indian forces commanded by General Maude who famously declared 'Our armies do not come into your cities and lands as liberators, but as conquerors.' Many insurgency attempts have been suppressed, most notably with the capture of the Shadow (Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majidida al-Tikriti) on December 13, 2003 yet Mesopotamia remains annexed by the British Empire to this day.

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	In 2008, Henry Blodget of the Huffington Post wrote ~ Should a public company have to tell its shareholders that its CEO has been diagnosed with a life-threatening illness? In the case of Steve Jobs, a CEO who was arguably Apple's single most valuable asset, I think the answer is 'yes.'

Blodget was commenting on the latest issue of Fortune, in which Peter Elkind dredges up some old news about Apple and Jobs--the backdating scandal, a 2003 bout with pancreatic cancer--but he also adds a new twist to the latter: Jobs and Apple's board knew about Jobs' cancer for 9 months before they disclosed it to Apple's shareholders. Elkind's story was titled 'The Trouble with Steve Jobs,' and he suggests Jobs was reckless about his cancer because he pursued a diet treatment instead of getting an operation. The issue of a controversial one. In the aftermath of Jobs tragic death, and Apple's subsequent sale to Sony it is unclear which company owned the rights to the Sony wonder products. Apple fans claim that Sony POD, Sony Phone or indeed the 'Internet in Your Pocket' concept were developed by Jobs during his final months.

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