Sunday, January 29, 2006

King Arthur II; Bombing Runs On The PRA

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January 29th, 2006

in 47,372 BCE, Swikolay and her companions reach the Arabian Sea. For a few hours, the Speaker’s great-granddaughter is tempted to construct more boats, but her grandson’s story of the trip that night around their campfire is enough to convince her to stay on land.

in 1820, the madness of King George III came to an end when the rebel Duke of Wellington, Arthur Wellesley, deposed and executed him. King Arthur II claimed to be descended from the King Arthur of legend, even going so far as to forge an Excalibur to wield at official occasions. Parliament was unwilling to give up as much power to him as he was demanding, and a new civil war broke out, ending Arthur’s reign in 1823.

in 1845, more good fortune fell on author Edgar Allan Poe with the publication of his poem The Raven. Poe, the adopted son of a Virginian millionaire, was the luckiest boy at his military academy, always winning at the illicit games he started, and never getting caught running them. With the publication of The Raven in the New York Evening Mirror, he began an unbroken streak of successful novels, story collections and poems.

in 1904, geneticists on earth, having surreptitiously gained a sample of DNA from the aliens coming from the Mlosh homeworld, discover that it is 70% similar to the DNA of the Mlosh on earth. They encode this on a probe and send it to the embassy ship to let them know that they are among Mlosh cousins, but not actual Mlosh themselves.

in 1918, when the ship they are traveling on docks on the American coast, Mikhail von Heflin and Velma Porter disembark and head to the nearest bank. The Baron wants to consult with a few friends who he knows from this time period, and his wife has no objections. Unknown to them both, they are tailed by Milo Cranston, who has an unusual curiosity about them.

in 1923, Kurt Weimer commissions young lieutenant Adolf Hitler as a general of the German Army.

in 1947, comic genius Arthur Miller hit paydirt again with his play All My Sons, which opened to rave reviews and huge audiences on Broadway. A radio show based on the play followed, and it even became a hit television series that ran from 1954-1960.

in 1977, comic Freddie Prinze, battling overwhelming feelings of depression, checked himself into rehab. His inability to perform in his hit show Chico and the Man led to the show’s canceling, which left him looking for work when he checked himself out. He embarked on his Sober tour in the summer, and the live album of his act in San Diego went multi-platinum and gave his career some much-needed resuscitation.

in 2001, the Soviet States of America began bombing runs of cities in the People’s Republic of America, the breakaway states along the Pacific Northwest. The loss of civilian lives during these runs caused protests in both the S.S.A. and the P.R.A., but the tactic continued until the end of the war.

in 2005, Jeanna Best finds herself unusually attracted to her boss, Jack Armstrong. She hangs on his every word at work, and finds herself gazing longingly at him whenever he passes by. Which is unusual, as she had never had such feelings for him before. She tries to shake herself out of it, but can't. After work, she calls Dave Lange, who tells her that he has been having similar feelings towards several people. They think those people must be “claws,” and this must be the result of the speech they heard from J. Burton Howell.

Timelines in today's post: the Speaker, the Mlosh, von Heflin, the GZR, and Communist America.

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Anonymous said...

Gotta play my "Transformers: The Movie" card again:

Scatman Crothers was in "Chico and the Man," if I'm not mistaken. He was also in "Transformers: The Movie" with Leonard "Galvatron" Nimoy.

Of course, if the Scatman card's not viable, I'll have to fold. I seem to recall him being a wacky neighbor, though.

- Sean Demory

Max said...

Furthermore, Jack Albertson was in "Once Upon a Dead Man" with Rene Aubergenois, who played Odo on DS9.

Jarlsberg's Chosen said... know, 70% similar DNA is a really big difference. I'm no biologist, but I would say that birds probably have 70% the same DNA as humans.

Robbie Taylor said...

The main thing that the 70% similarity means is that they evolved on the same planet - although, as the timeline shows later on, they are very different from the Mlosh.

Robbie Taylor said...

Max & Sean - two excellent answers again. I always thought I was good at this...

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